Total Medals Earned: 3,181 (From 838 different games.) Total Medal Score: 35,480 Points
Medals Earned: 11/15 (300/500 points)
get to the Boss
get to the Fifth Wave
get to the forth wave
upgrade your grenades
upgrade your guns
upgrade your lives
get to the second wave
upgrade your speed
upgrade your stomp
get to the third wave
destroy the boss
get a high score of 10,000 or more
get a high score of 25,000 or more
get a high score of 50,000 or more
get a high score of 100,000 or more
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/410 points)
Get 1 point
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points
Get 30 points
Get 35 points
Get 40 points
Get 45 points
Get 50 points
Get 55 points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Commit suicide 15 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/295 points)
Find the shop.
Upgrade your standard beam strength.
Unlock the boot upgrade.
Upgrade your battery capacity.
Upgrade your carrying capacity.
Unlock the grav well ability.
Harvest a human without ever using your beam on them.
Unlock the fist ability.
Unlock the ability to place platforms.
Unlock the ability to drop sludge.
Unlock the ability to drop springs.
Unlock the ability to go home.
Unlock the wrecking ball.
Unlock the freeze upgrade.
Increase your speed.
Get enough points that humans break out the airships.
Get to 10,000 credits.
Medals Earned: 17/22 (225/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/30 points)
You destroyed your first Pinata!
50 Shades of Blue
For the girly type!
Almost like a Zebra!
I was born in the wrong shell!
Pinatas made of Chocolate!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/85 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/490 points)
Start an Adventure
People start greeting you on the streets.
You get all kinds of presents from thanksful villagers.
People want to fight for you.
Your name is famous in several Kingdoms
People are naming their children after you.
A statue was build for you.
You are crowned to be the King of the Blobzone.
Thousands of Men fight under your regency.
You are seen as the greatest Hero there has ever been.
They even tell Legends about your Sword now.
Only you can save the world.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (280/280 points)
unlock Mercury
unlock Venus
unlock Earth
unlock Mars
unlock Jupiter
unlock Saturn
unlock Uranus
unlock Neptune
unlock Pluto
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the game.